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Digital techno-cyber home of MARTY/"MARTZ" MCSTARFOX
[Enable pop-ups and autoplay (also called sound) b4 reading...] Music is in the bottom right!! ::: Have a song suggestion? E-mail me or put it in the guestbook! You can also vote on previous songs if you move your lazy ass to the bottom right. Read the ESRB before continuing! If you want to know where an image is from, just use reverse image search...
McStarfox Gaming
(I don't even like Starfox...)
Atomizzer
Hamster.jpg
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Digital techno-cyber home of MARTY/"MARTZ" MCSTARFOX
HARDWARE =
Lenovo Legion {with}?= *NEW!* MSI RTX 3060 Ventus 2x
HP 24 mh & HP ProDisplay P232 & Dell U2212HMC
CRT = Dell E771a & HP mx50 //CRTs are everywhere on old computer stuffs, but they cost a fortune nowadays. Good thing I got both of mine for <25 vbux...
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Corsair Nightsword {back}?=Model D
Unicomp Classic & Logitech MX 3200
XP-PEN Star 05
Midiplus AKM320
Phillips SHP9500{back}?=AKG K240{backer}?=Bose QC35 II
Voyee X360 controller
8BitDo SF30 (very nice!){back}?=Crappy XBone controller with stick drift
Watchmen DC ComComics
[OWNED]
Mad Catz R.A.T 4
[PREV. OWNED]
Razer Deathadder v2
EVGA X20
Logitech G910
[WANTED]
Corsair K70 MAX
IBM M122
Logitech G15
Sony Trinitron [add]=or any CRT
with component inputs[/end]
ASUS ROG Swift PG348Q
Conion C-100F
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>=::?Case
Antec Lanboy
Alienware Area 51 Extreme
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KOF 2002 UM (PS2)
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Sega Genesis M1 w/ S3K
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//Hopefully doesn't make me look liek consoomer...
Undone ideas
<- So many ester egs... Must all find.... Tell me if you find anything. Don't link it, I'll know and will kill you because I'm Killbot.
AI Noncesense
Which one's the best? I await your vote... As said on the top left, suggest songs or vote in the guestbook or with an e-mail. If you suggest a track, the longer the better! First vote will lock the song in permanently (unless it's a gonk suggestion) until the next vote, if I ever get one...
LINKS
(the obvious ones, anyway...) \/ \/ \/
Theatre
Go, dogs, you silver britches! You hairy, junkyard dogs, sic 'em! Woof, woof! We gonna step on their face with a hobnail boot and break their noses. Lindsay Scott! Run, Lindsay, run! Lindsay Scott.
You hoot but I holler!
(Richards 23:5) "He that gambles
his money away is a fool. But he that believes in me will go to spend
eternity in space with other affluent, well-to-do people."
What about me?
What about my?
What about fuck?
What about this?
What about that?
What about you?
What about pain?
What about it?
What about the squirrel process?
What about your that body?
That living sculpture to worthless beliefs
Worthless resistance, Worthless guilt
What about disgusting worthless guilt?
What about it?
How can he be so skinny and live so phat?
Ass
Ass
...and yet ANOTHER perfect cut!
...and yet ANOTHER perfect cut!
Can anyone help me find my Democrituses? If you find all of them, let me know. They are useless to me unless I have them all... Put them in a MEGA/GDrive/other folder and put it in the guestbook if you find them...
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You will never find my other 2 brothers, boyo!!
If I see you using /s, I'm comin' for ya...
Sonic Sez:
These fucking zoomer cucks make me sick! I'll kill 'em all with my 9!!!!
GIF found from cameron.red/imgur/
Niggamortis!
Edited with ^
FAQ
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How's my driving?
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Call:
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BigRigsMoon.jpg
Living in darkness, living in a world of my own...
Found from cameron.red/imgur/
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Underworld - Tin There (One of my favorite Underworld songs :0)
Kid606 - If I Had a Happy Place, This Would Be It
Orbital - P.E.T.R.O.L
A Guy Called Gerald - Escape II
AFX - Isoprophlex
Horse With No Name (MIDI)
FSOL - Papua New Guinea (Papa's Got a Brand New Guinea Mix) [Takes too long to start :/]
Usual Suspects - Synapse
Forgemasters - Track With No Name
LFO - Mum - Man
Underworld - Spikee
T99 - Nocturne
Red Snapper - Crusoe Takes a Trip
Red Snapper - Crease
St. Germain - Sure Thing
FNM - Crack Hitler (MIDI)
Underworld - Pearl's Girl
Orbital - Oolaa
Chem. Bros - Elektrobank
Chem. Bros - Prescription Beats
Autechre - Drane
Blanck Mass - Rhesus Negative
Orbital - Lush 3
VSnares - Epidermis
Aphex Twin - Blackbox Life Recorder 21f
Chem. Bros - Fuck Up Beats (too short!)
Bogdan Raczynski - All I Want Is to Be by Your Side but You Don't Care
Propellerheads - Lethal Cut
Underworld - Kittens
Sasha - Feisar
Sasha - Xpander
Techno Animal - Demonoid
Jake Slazenger - King of the Beats
ยต-Ziq - Windsor Safari Park
The Outerealm...
Expanded into 10/6/23 with JarJarForce.jpg and the great
image adding...
Ironic, no?
Look on my Works, ye mighty,
and despair!
TW!!! Mentions of...yo momma, boy >:^
...and yet ANOTHER perfect cut!
Prepare to meet your maker...I'm after your ass, boy.
From 0
Space for sell! Finding images to occasionally put on this site is hungry work, so I'll let rubes (like you!) submit images for me. One day, I'd like to have a user-funded gallery like Different Strokes, but maybe with less kids that post crewmates and Sanses everywhere.
Post images
in guestbook (or e-mail)! As many as you liek.
Basic rules apply.
Use Postimages.org ONLY, unless you don't want to.
:::Hospital
If only I could be bothered to use Neocities or make a proper website...
Wacka wacka doodoo yeah!
What is it with millennials/zoomers and cats?
Are we going back to ancient Egypt or something?
Made without perplexing intangibilities like taste and intuition! Only 75.3 Mb!
Ads
Pro tip: Any site that puts name
changes behind a paywall sucks
at least slightly. (e.g. Newgrounds,
RYM, Last.fm, and even this site! (
Hotglue.me) Everyone should
do what Steam does, or at
least what Discogs does with letting
you change your name 5 times.
Quotesounds
First everyone makes fun of SJWs and weebs, then everyone becomes SJWs and weebs! What's happened? ;-;
The Outerealm...
Expanded into 10/6/23 with JarJarForce.jpg and the great
image adding...
@PH_Heathcliff
DRIVE! KILL!
<- "I am also on the beach, lads."
"I'm on the beach." ->
Update
Central
Everything you think is just so important doesn't matter!
old guestbook button -<-
"I've long believed that if you persevered at your dream long enough, it'd eventually come true. But here's a question I've often asked: what if someone's talent was in something no one was interested in? They could conceivably persevere forever and get nowhere ..."
-Neil Hamburger
Contrary to popular opinion, I quite like what Elon's doing with Twitter. Hopefully he'll eventually kill it off! It'll probably lead to another Tumblr-user-exodus-type thing, but it isn't like they haven't social justiced everything in sight already...
Do you know how many time zones are in https://martymcstarfox.hotglue.com?
Do you know how many time zones there are in https://martymcstarfox.hotglue.com?
Do you know how many time zones there are in https://martymcstarfox.hotglue.com?
There's an empty black spot on https://martymcstarfox.hotglue.com today (that's my soul up there...)
Why is it so fuckin' hard for people to write "yes" instead of "ye"?
Dead Internet theory must be real! It explains why no one ever signs the guestbook and why everywhere I try to post art seems dead...
(because they take too long to start or I think they don't fit. Maybe I should use one?)
Dictionary
Splash texts
(Updated often! As for the rest of the site....)
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Lists
Shows
There's an empty black spot on https://martymcstarfox.hotglue.com today (that's my soul up there...)
Why do millenials/zoomers use "genuinely" so much? And what's with all the cases of r/justlearnedthefword's? Or are those just Europeans disguised as normal people?
Short nigga but my dick tall!
Short nigga but my dick tall!
"In mine eye it is the sweetest site that ever
I looked on." -Obama
I can see yet without spectacles, and I see
no such matter. ->
You know what I mean, this electric stream...
You know what I mean, this electric stream...
You know what I mean, this electric stream...
You know what I mean, this electric stream...
Thorium
Fear the Cock Goblin!!!!
Space for sell! Finding images to occasionally put on this site is hungry work, so I'll let rubes (like you!) submit images for me. One day, I'd like to have a user-funded gallery like Different Strokes, but maybe with less kids that post crewmates and Sanses everywhere. Also maybe less weebs and showoffs.
Post images
in guestbook (or e-mail)! As many as you liek.
Basic rules apply.
Use Postimages.org ONLY, unless you don't want to.
\:: CrowsAdj
Rage
More weirder than a shemale!
Space for sell! Finding images to occasionally put on this site is hungry work, so I'll let rubes (like you!) submit images for me. One day, I'd like to have a user-funded gallery like Different Strokes, but maybe with less kids that post crewmates and Sanses everywhere. Also maybe less weebs and showoffs.
Post images
in guestbook (or e-mail)! As many as you liek.
Basic rules apply.
Use Postimages.org ONLY, unless you don't want to.
\\\ Stereo..Borderlands
The OGs!! ->
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BALLS!! I am the ball ball master!
How's the kids?
Exhibition
Somethingabouttheother
Look on my Works, ye mighty,
and despair!
I got a pocket full of family stones, cats think I'm Sly!
Diapax (aren't these for girls?...)
Try Q-Dir!
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Death to all mobile users! (Or maybe just their phones...)
Death to all mobile users! (Or maybe just their phones...)
Death to all mobile users! (Or maybe just their phones...)
No good reason to vote for Trimp
Unless you're retarded
Or rich!
