Like Minecraft!

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Will never be a rock'n'roll star!
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I'M CAPTAIN KIRK!
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Where do you know me from?
マーティに頭を下げる！
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I know!
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Especially 'spics!
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Hey, Dodge, how was that?
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Two?!
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This text is hard to read if you play the game at the default resolution, but at 1080p it's fine!
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Also try youareanidiot.cc!
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Do you often sing or whistle just for fun?
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It's watching...
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...When I can't even smile today?
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Compare to Minecraft's 446!
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Tonka T!
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Martum tax!
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Charged with wilfully taking part in a strange sketch, that is, a skit, spoof or humorous vignette of an unconventional nature with intent to cause grievous mental confusion to the Great British Public!
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MEN 005
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Yeah!
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I'm the basketball!
teeth "plaque conspiracy" metallica!
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Es tan grande!
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super crime girls in trouble press release how to!
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and pity ’tis ’tis true!
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Precious bodily fluids!
LOL internet!
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Sucks in a big way!
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Also try Cookie Monstah!
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Also try Darkk Mane!
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Copyright 1996!
Sixtyten!
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[whistle] chk-chk!
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You wish you had this much fuckin' technique, you shit!
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