Darn the luck, Roger Wilco. You clicked something that was clearly supposed to be hidden and got yourself stuck in an interdimensional data vortex! Your family and friends (if you've even got any, that is) have forgotten your existence and any traces of you have been wiped from your universe. If only...wait a minute, who was I talking to again?

Hexadecimals?
Did Jobe send you here?
Gotten triggered?
Other..?

(rewarp by changing the link. It is the only escape! Unless you find the secret...)